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Not a Ponyfarm - Bold German Hand-Lettered Tee
Unisex Staple T-Shirt
1/1 · One of oneOnly one person can own it
Embrace the iconic German idiom with our 'Not a Ponyfarm' t-shirt. This bold, hand-lettered design isn't just a phrase; it's a declaration of focus, seriousness, and a playful nod to those who appreciate directness and getting things done.
For the pragmatist with a witty edge, this tee is your badge of honor. Perfect for anyone who navigates life with a 'no nonsense' attitude, understands German culture, or simply appreciates a clever, understated statement.
29.99 EUR
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The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
One of one. Literally.
This design exists once — on this garment and no other. One owner, forever: once it's sold, it leaves the feed and is never printed again. A QR label on the garment certifies its authenticity and edition.