The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
Embrace peak tactical absurdity with 'Your move, potassium.' boldly capturing the high-stakes tension of a toad outsmarting fruit. Wear the ultimate blend of deadpan intellect and delightfully weird energy everywhere you go.
Designed for chess lovers, board game geeks, and connoisseurs of surreal, highbrow humor who love turning heads with uniquely bizarre art. Perfect for game nights, indie coffee shop hangs, or anytime you want your outfit to be the smartest joke in the room.
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Grandmaster Toad vs. Banana T-Shirt
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Design generated with artificial intelligence and curated by GLARKE. A unique 1/1 piece.
While it's here, it belongs to no one.