The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
Wear your collecting obsession as a badge of honor with the 'Card Rich Cash Poor' tee, capturing the hilarious reality of holding pure cardboard gold while running on empty pockets. It’s bold, relatable, and lets everyone know exactly where all your paycheck went.
Designed for hardcore TCG players, sports card investors, and pack-ripping addicts who know the thrill of a gem mint grade is always worth the sacrifice. Perfect for card conventions, local game store tournaments, or your next trade night.
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Card Rich Cash Poor Raccoon Collector T-Shirt
- Design locked forever: yours and no one else's
- QR authenticity label printed on the garment
- Free shipping
- Bonus credits with every purchase
Design generated with artificial intelligence and curated by GLARKE. A unique 1/1 piece.
While it's here, it belongs to no one.