Embrace the hilarious reality of cat ownership with our 'Bow Down, Hooman' tee, showcasing your feline's rightful place on the throne. Boldly styled and brimming with attitude, it lets everyone know who truly rules your house.
Crafted for unapologetic cat servants and devoted feline lovers who happily cater to their pet's regal demands. Put this on and wear your loyal subject status with pride!
The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- Embroidery
- Stitched, not printed: the design is digitised into a stitch path — type, direction and density chosen area by area — then sewn into the cotton with polyester thread, up to six colours, one per needle. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · never iron over the embroidery · hang dry
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 89 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 | 147–155 | 157–165 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 89 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Bow Down Hooman Royal Cat T-Shirt
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