The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
Wear the ultimate shared trauma of every hardware enthusiast with this 'BIOS Update Anxiety' tee, perfectly capturing that heart-stopping tension when your system's life hangs on a single progress bar. It's a bold, humorous badge of honor that turns every PC builder's worst nightmare into wearable graphic art.
Designed for PC builders, IT professionals, gamers, and overclockers who know the true existential dread of an ungrounded storm during a firmware flash. Wear this to your next LAN party, tech meetup, or stream and instantly connect with anyone who has prayed to the power supply gods.
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
BIOS Update Anxiety Graphic Tee
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