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Thorny Breathe & Irony Tee

Unisex Staple T-Shirt
1/1 · One of oneOnly one person can own it

Embrace the chaos with our 'Just Breathe. Kidding!' tee. This powerful design visually represents life's pressures, offering a darkly humorous take on modern struggles and the ever-present need for a laugh.

For the resilient, the witty, and anyone who navigates life's challenges with a sharp, sarcastic edge. If you find humor in adversity and wear your irony with pride, this shirt is your perfect statement piece.

29.99 EUR
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The garment

Fabric
100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
Fit
Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
Print
DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry

One of one. Literally.

This design exists once — on this garment and no other. One owner, forever: once it's sold, it leaves the feed and is never printed again. A QR label on the garment certifies its authenticity and edition.

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