The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
Embrace proactive living with our 'Buy The Plunger' tee, a witty reminder that the best advice often comes before the crisis hits. This design champions foresight and practicality, letting you wear your ready-for-anything attitude with a smile.
Perfect for the pragmatic problem-solver and the witty mentor, this shirt speaks to those who value preparedness and a good laugh. If you're the one always dispensing surprisingly simple yet profound advice, this is your new uniform for every situation, from the office to the weekend project.
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Buy The Plunger: Essential Wisdom Tee
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