The garment
- Fabric
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft mid-weight jersey (heather shades blend polyester)
- Fit
- Unisex regular fit, side-seamed — true to size
- DTG print: water-based ink injected straight into the cotton fibre, not a layer glued on top. Made to order in Europe
- Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out · no bleach · hang dry
Embrace the ultimate act of developer defiance with 'Deploy On Friday'—a bold, satirical tribute to calmly sipping coffee while the servers burn. It captures the unbothered attitude of shipping to production and letting the chaos unfold in pure style.
Designed for DevOps warriors, software engineers, and sysadmins who live dangerously and find peace in breaking production. If your signature move is pushing to main right before the weekend, wear your chaos with pride.
Size guide
| Measure yourself | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Chest | 79–86 | 86–94 | 97–104 | 107–114 | 117–124 | 127–135 | 137–145 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2 ″ (5 cm).
More measurements
| Garment measured flat | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 |
| Width | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Deploy On Friday Chaos Robot Tee
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Design generated with artificial intelligence and curated by GLARKE. A unique 1/1 piece.
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